Mattress firm is some sort of giant money laundering scheme. They are fucking everywhere and always empty. I remember seeing 4 mattress firms all on each corner of an intersection once, there is no way there is such a demand for mattresses I’m talking about multiple of the SAME mattress store all in close proximity to each other, not different mattress companies. Like if there were 4 different companies all next to each other I get that but these are the same company.

The CIA killed Marilyn Monroe because Kennedy had been disclosing classified information to her.

During Hurricane Katrina, the Murphy Oil refinery in St. Bernard parish, just outside of New Orleans, had a container rupture and leak oil on a lot of the surrounding neighborhood, including my grandparents and aunt/uncle’s houses. After the clean up the land was deemed uninhabitable and the oil company was able to purchase all the land for very, very cheap. Many people that were affected and in the area believe that the oil company did it on purpose, and I tend to believe them.

Cosmopolitan and other similar magazines intentionally give out bad advice so their readers won’t get in a relationship which makes them keep buying them for advice.

Michael Jordan retired because of gambling. He made a deal with David stern.

Planned obsolescence everywhere in industry. If everyone stopped replacing their cars and smartphones, imagine the shitstorm.

The English were absolutely moving arms on the Lusitania, that’s why they dropped a shit-ton of depth charges on the wreck 30 years later to destroy any evidence.

The grain conspiracy. The US put grain on bottom of the food pyramid (most needed) to get consumers to buy more grain from farmers. This is 100% real.

Lip balm makes your lips dependent on lip balm. Just seems the more you use it the more you need to use it. Not sure if that’s an actual conspiracy but that’s the best I can come up with on a shitty Monday morning.

The Zuma satellite is alive and well, probably hovering up information on everything by now. It’s so blatantly obvious – no one has even confirmed any failure of the satellite. I don’t even think this qualifies as a conspiracy theory because no one has really denied that it’s working. The Zuma satellite was (or is??) a United States Government classified satellite that was launched on January 8th, 2018 by Elon Musk’s company, SpaceX. The specific purpose of the Zuma satellite was never made public. Unnamed sources have stated that the satellite was lost during deployment and likely fell into the Indian Ocean, but others believe that it is somewhere floating above the Earth’s atmosphere and is still trackable.

Christian Bale has a thinner twin brother he keeps hidden away who fills in for roles requiring a skinny Christian Bale. They each share one life. Christopher Nolan figured this out and told the world in the documentary The Prestige.

Disney’s frozen is only titled like that so when you Google “Disney frozen” the movie comes up instead of conspiracy theories.